Sunday, September 15, 2013

The Cat Worshipers of Kitti-Nikki Island (Kitti-Kats)

We are the cat worshipers of Kitti-Nikki Island or, as we call ourselves, Kitti-Kats. We are only a tribe of 2,000 people and there are exactly 26 cats, including our queen, living on the Island. Kitti-Nikki Island is a small island of 60 square miles in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Our Island is rich in plant biodiversity; we have many tall, beautiful trees that sometimes we have trouble getting down from. The island has many high hills. From atop these hills it is possible to see out over the entire Island, and because of this, living on these hills is preferred. Our climate is tropical, but rain is a very rare (and scary) thing for us. It never gets too hot or too cold here, because we are surrounded by water (scary) and that helps keep the temperature of the Island steady.  We mostly hunt for subsistence; there are several native mice species that are our most commonly hunted food, and sometimes we also go after small reptiles, like geckos and other little lizards. Fishing is another common way we get our food, although we like to stay completely dry when doing this. We will never get in the water no matter how hungry we are.  In our culture, the hunting and eating of any kind of bird is extremely sacred. We only hunt and eat birds during our religious rituals and some celebrations. However, our queen, Nikki LX, is allowed to hunt and eat any bird whenever she wants (most of the time she’s too lazy to hunt the bird herself, so she’ll allow others to hunt for her).  On occasion we’ll eat wild leaves and fruit.            

We worship cats because we came from cats. Some 3,000 years ago, five cats—Kitty, Fat Girl, Bella, Tom Cat, and Nikki I – arrived on the Island by raft. These cats came from another, much larger Island, which no longer exists, as it was destroyed by dogs shortly after our ancestors left it.  These five, special cats were extremely intelligent and were able to live off of our small Island. Tom Cat only mated with Nikki I and she gave birth to five litters in the first year on the Island.  In each litter, two cats and one human were born. Each year after that, Nikki I had one litter of two cats and one human until she died at the age of 50. By this time, there were 55 humans and 110 cats on the Island. Every cat that was descended from Nikki I was treated as a brother or sister of the humans. Cats are much wiser than us, so the humans learned everything about how to live through their cat siblings. Eventually, though, our Island was attacked by dogs and only two of our cat siblings, Baby and Chubbz, survived the ordeal.  All of the cats we have on the Island now are the descendants of these two cats, and therefore they are our siblings.             
 As a part of our religion, we do not worship our sibling cats, but rather we treat them as royalty. We only worship our seven ancestral cats—Kitty, Fat Girl, Bella, Tom Cat, Nikki I, Baby, and Chubbz. Each cat protects us and provides us with certain things. Kitty protects us from the water/rain, but provides us with freshwater to drink. Fat Girl protects us from food shortages and provides us with plenty of mice to hunt. Bella protects us from the sun and wind, and provides us with shelter. Tom Cat protects us from poisonous plants, but provides us with tall trees to climb. Nikki I is our mother cat who protects us from diseases and illnesses. She is the giver and taker of life. Baby protects us from hate, and provides us with a love for everything. Chubbz protects us from gluttony and provides us with the fish that we eat.

            Cats have always been in charge of running our society. All cats are capable of speech and have the capacity to rule over humans. Our government is a monarchy ruled by Queen Nikki LX. She has been our ruler for the past 10 years, since her mother Nikki LIX died.  All cats on the Island hold positions in the government and have authority over all humans, even though we consider them our siblings.         

   In our culture, kinship is traced through the mother’s side in cats, and the crown is handed down from mother to daughter. For humans, though, we all accept that we are the descendants of Tom Cat and Nikki I, and therefore we are all siblings. We treat everyone on the Island as if they are our brother or sister. We do not see anyone except our parents and our spouses as anything but a sibling.
            Marriages are arranged by the government based on who they believe will produce productive citizens in our society. If an individual has not been matched up with their spouse by the age of 20, it is more than likely that that individual will lead a solitary life. Marriages last for life and cannot be terminated.

The religion star represents each ancestral cat through the seven colors represented. The colors in the five points are the colors of the five founding cats. The star stands for everything each cat does, plus the beginnings of our culture. Not only is it our religious symbol, but also a symbol of our heritage, as the two go hand in hand.



This is the flag of Kitti-Nikki Island. It displays an image of our ancestor and mother cat, Nikki I. Each circle next to her represents the other four founding cats of our Island.  The flag represents our form of government, the monarchy, with Nikki I as our first monarch. This symbol also represents the government and the power that cats have over humans, as they were the ones who founded our Island and tribe.
This is our marriage symbol. The two rectangles represent each spouse and their coming together to create a bond that produces life. The green square in the middle represents the offspring that they produce, as green is the color of life. The symbol also represents positivity and productivity, as well as unbreakable bonds and everlasting relationships, as marriages are not allowed to end in our society.

This symbol represents kinship. It is a web of all things we stand for, featuring all of the colors of our ancestral cats. Everything is tangled together in to one big web, much like our big family on the Island. This symbol also represents unity and our reliance on each other to make our society work.